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Joke Topic - 'Obesity'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Obesity'.

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New study of obesity looks for larger test group


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Knocking

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?
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Dalmatian

Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.
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Computer Programmers

Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
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Lawyers

What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
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Restaurants

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
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Bananas

Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.
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Memory

How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.
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Music

If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning

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