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Joke Topic - 'Obedient'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Obedient'.


My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?

Sliced Bread

What was the best thing before sliced bread?


Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!

Oliver Twist

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?


I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

Hearing Aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."


What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.

The Difference

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.


If your cow sounds like this, bake it and eat it "moo,moo". If your cow sounds like this I would take the fish "Moo ahhh,moo moo ahhh".

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