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Joke Topic - 'Obedient'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Obedient'.

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My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.


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Lunch

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?
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Sliced Bread

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Working

Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
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Oliver Twist

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?
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Fool

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
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Hearing Aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
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Flies

What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
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The Difference

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
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Cows

If your cow sounds like this, bake it and eat it "moo,moo". If your cow sounds like this I would take the fish "Moo ahhh,moo moo ahhh".

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