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Joke Topic - 'Nurse'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Nurse'.

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Doctor: Nurse, I'm ready to see the next patient now, can you send her in?
Nurse: Sorry, she didn't look very well, so I sent her home.

Head Nurse: How is that new patient doing?
Nurse: He's a real pain. Yesterday he cried all day just because he lost four teeth.
Head Nurse: What's wrong with that? I'd be pretty upset if I lost four teeth.
Nurse: From his comb?

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