Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - N / Joke Topic - Nurse - 1

Joke Topic - 'Nurse'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Nurse'.

Related Topics: Doctors (139) Nurses (4) Surgeons (1) Medicine (4) Hospitals (2) Hospital (2)
$text4

Doctor: Nurse, I'm ready to see the next patient now, can you send her in?
Nurse: Sorry, she didn't look very well, so I sent her home.
$text4

Head Nurse: How is that new patient doing?
Nurse: He's a real pain. Yesterday he cried all day just because he lost four teeth.
Head Nurse: What's wrong with that? I'd be pretty upset if I lost four teeth.
Nurse: From his comb?


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Computers

What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?
Chips.
$text4

Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
$text4

Teacher

"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
$text4

Tarzan

What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!
$text4

Dancing

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
$text4

Computers

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
$text4

Weddings

My wedding was a very emotional experience, even the wedding cake was in tiers.
$text4

Quasimodo

Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.
$text4

Change A Light Bulb

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.

This is page 1 of 1