Joke Topic - 'Notice'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Notice'.

I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.

Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing

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Eyes

What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.

Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.

What did one computer say to the other computer?
You've got a nice interface.

Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.

Illiterate? Call this number for help.

What do short-sighted ghost wear?
Spooktacles.

What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.

Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.

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