Joke Topic - 'Notice'

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.

Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.

Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cliff.
Cliff who?
Cliffhanger.

What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.

I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.