Joke Topic - 'Notice'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Notice'.

I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.

Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing

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Pigs

My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'

What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.

Tom: What do you do for a living?
Jack: I work with figures.
Tom: You're an accountant?
Jack: No. A fitness instructor.

What Sort of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.

Doctor: Nurse, I'm ready to see the next patient now, can you send her in?
Nurse: Sorry, she didn't look very well, so I sent her home.

Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.

What are the largest ants in the world?
Elephants.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.

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