Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Eyes
What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.
Success
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that
you've got it made.
Retire
Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.
Computers
What did one computer say to the other computer?
You've got a nice interface.
Gnomes
Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
Illiterate
Illiterate? Call this number for help.
Ghosts
What do short-sighted ghost wear?
Spooktacles.
Easy
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.
Ghosts
Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.