Restaurants
Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?
Chefs
Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
Windows
Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
Lightbulbs
How many software programmers are required to change a lightbulb?
Two. Someone always leaves in the middle of a project.
Blondes
How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
They are both empty from the neck up.
Hot Dogs
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.
Doctors
George: 'Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?'
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets.'
Wives
Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.
Computers
How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.