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Joke Topic - 'Notice'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Notice'.

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I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.
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Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing


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Eyes

What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.
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Success

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
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Retire

Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.
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Computers

What did one computer say to the other computer?
You've got a nice interface.
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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
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Illiterate

Illiterate? Call this number for help.
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Ghosts

What do short-sighted ghost wear?
Spooktacles.
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Easy

What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.
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Ghosts

Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.

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