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Joke Topic - 'Notice'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Notice'.

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I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.
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Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing


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Psychics

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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Workers

In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.
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Dancing

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.
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Bananas

Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.
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Ghosts

Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.
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Cliffhanger

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cliff.
Cliff who?
Cliffhanger.
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Hippopotamus

What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.
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Wife

I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.

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