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Joke Topic - 'Notice'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Notice'.

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I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.
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Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing


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Cannibals

What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
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Goose

Why did the goose cross the road?
To have a gander at the other side.
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Politicians

I think, therefore I'm not an MP.
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Millionaire

Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.
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Skunks

What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.
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Factory

What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.
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Dieting

Diet doctor: a man whose patients are wearing thin.

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