Joke Topic - 'Notice' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Notice'.

I've got a bad stomach.
Well, just keep your coat on, and no one will notice.

Notice: This notice is not worth noticing, as you will discover if you notice it.

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Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?

Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

How many software programmers are required to change a lightbulb?
Two. Someone always leaves in the middle of a project.

How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
They are both empty from the neck up.

How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.

George: 'Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?'
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets.'

Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.

How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.