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Joke Topic - 'Not Old'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Not Old'.


You're not old. You're chronologically challenged.

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A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.


I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.


What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.


A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.

A Thought

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.


Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.


Two cannibals were having lunch.
One cannibal said "your wife makes a great soup."
"Yes" said the other one, "but I'm sure gonna miss her."


What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.

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