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Joke Topic - 'Not Old'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Not Old'.


You're not old. You're chronologically challenged.

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What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.


Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"


"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."


Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.


Repeal the law of gravity


Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.


How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many can you afford?


What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!


How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!

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