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Joke Topic - 'Not Old'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Not Old'.


You're not old. You're chronologically challenged.

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Santa Claus

What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.


What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.


How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.


Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.


Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise


Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.


Why do skeletons hate the winter weather?
Because the cold goes right through them.


Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.

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