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Joke Topic - 'Not Old'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Not Old'.

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You're not old. You're chronologically challenged.


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A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.
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Reindeer

I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
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Everything

What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.
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Cucumbers

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
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A Thought

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.
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Quasimodo

Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.
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Cannibals

Two cannibals were having lunch.
One cannibal said "your wife makes a great soup."
"Yes" said the other one, "but I'm sure gonna miss her."
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Eyes

What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.

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