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Joke Topic - 'Not Old'


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You're not old. You're chronologically challenged.


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Undertaker

What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.
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Waiters

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
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Dog

"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
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Creatures

Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.
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Gravity

Repeal the law of gravity
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Elephants

Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many can you afford?
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Dogs

What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!
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Elephants

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!

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