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Joke Topic - 'Not Old'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Not Old'.

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You're not old. You're chronologically challenged.


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Santa Claus

What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.
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Frog

What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.
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Snowmen

How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
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Hoarse

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.
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Postmen

Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise
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Computers

Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.
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Skeletons

Why do skeletons hate the winter weather?
Because the cold goes right through them.
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Teachers

Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.

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