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Joke Topic - 'Not Here'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Not Here'.

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"Hello, I'm not here."


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.
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Shellfish

Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.
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Money

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
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Cemetery

'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'
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Computer Programmers

Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Bees

What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee.
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Marriage

Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.

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