Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.
Shellfish
Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.
Money
Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
Cemetery
'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'
Computer Programmers
Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
Blondes
Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
Succeed
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Bees
What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee.
Marriage
Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.