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Joke Topic - 'Not Here'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Not Here'.

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"Hello, I'm not here."


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A Handle

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Money

Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.
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Horses

The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'
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Deer

What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
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Dog

Why did the labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.
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Talking

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
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Divorce

What do you call a man whose wife has just divorced him?
A divorce-he.
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Blondes

Q: Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?
A: A man who told one to many blonde jokes.

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