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Joke Topic - 'Not Here'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Not Here'.

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"Hello, I'm not here."


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Frankenstein

How did Frankenstein eat his food?
He bolted it down.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
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Bugs

Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
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Cats

What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.
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Television

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
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Reality

My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.
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Pop

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
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Sherlock Holmes

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
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Frogs

What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.

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