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Joke Topic - 'Not Here'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Not Here'.

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"Hello, I'm not here."


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Disinformation

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
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Mother

Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.
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Jail

Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.
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Boyfriends

You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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Birds

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.
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Newspaper

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
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Ghosts

Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
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Paint

I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
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Steamrollers

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

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