Joke Topic - 'Not Here'

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"Hello, I'm not here."

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Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.

Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.

You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.

Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.

I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

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