Joke Topic - 'Not Here'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Not Here'.

"Hello, I'm not here."

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Frankenstein

How did Frankenstein eat his food?
He bolted it down.

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!

Bugs are Sons of Glitches!

What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?

My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.

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