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Joke Topic - 'Noses' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Noses'.
Did you hear about the young man who got really worried when his nose kept growing until it was eleven inches long?
He thought it might turn into a foot.
He thought it might turn into a foot.
How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
Hide its trainers.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs, and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'
When they were handing out noses, you thought they said roses, so you asked for a big red one.
Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
From chasing parked ambulances.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dogs
What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.
A bark-itect.
Bakers
Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun, and a current ran up his leg.
He stood on a bun, and a current ran up his leg.
Taxi
Wife: One more word from you, and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!
Husband: Taxi!
Anger
Did you hear about the angry inchworm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
Ghosts
What do short-sighted ghosts wear?
Spooktacles.
Spooktacles.
Undertakers
How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
Gravely.
Cops
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.
Bankers
What do you call a banker who has no friends?
A loaner.
A loaner.
Squirrels
How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.