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Joke Topic - 'Nose'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Nose'.

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Did you hear about the young man who got really worried when his nose kept growing until it was eleven inches long?
He thought it might turn into a foot.
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How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
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This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.


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Crab

Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
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Computers

Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
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Cattle

What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
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Skeletons

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
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Monopolies

Why is there only one monopolies commission?
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Skeleton

What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
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Fish

Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.
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Doctors

Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.

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