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Joke Topic - 'Nose'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Nose'.


Did you hear about the young man who got really worried when his nose kept growing until it was eleven inches long?
He thought it might turn into a foot.

How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.

This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.

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