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Joke Topic - 'Nonsense'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Nonsense'.


There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who don�t need a subject.

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Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.


Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.


What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?


Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!


Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.


How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the bulb has got to want to change first.

A Tropical Fruit

What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.


Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.

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