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Joke Topic - 'Nonsense'


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There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who don�t need a subject.


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American

Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.
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Chief

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.
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Computers

What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?
Chips.
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Doctors

Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
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Salesman

Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.
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Sociologists

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the bulb has got to want to change first.
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A Tropical Fruit

What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.
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Friendly

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.
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Boyfriend

Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.

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