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Joke Topic - 'Nonsense'


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There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who donít need a subject.


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Undertakers

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
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Rock

What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
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Work

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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Santa

How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!
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King Arthur

Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!
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Not Yourself

You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.
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Lawyers

Q: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
A: No.
Reply: Good!
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A Car Mechanic

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.
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Wedding Anniversary

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.

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