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Joke Topic - 'Nonsense'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Nonsense'.


There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who donít need a subject.

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How do undertakers speak?


What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.


I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.


How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!

King Arthur

Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!

Not Yourself

You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.


Q: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
A: No.
Reply: Good!

A Car Mechanic

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.

Wedding Anniversary

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.

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