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Joke Topic - 'Noise Pollution'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Noise Pollution'.

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Honk your horn if you hate noise pollution.


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Blondes

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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Octopus

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
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Rabbits

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.
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Widow

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
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Elephants

What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.
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Vampires

What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"
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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?

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