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Joke Topic - 'Noise Pollution'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Noise Pollution'.


Honk your horn if you hate noise pollution.

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Father Christmas

When delivering the presents how many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks of them.


What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.

Humpty Dumpty

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.


When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.


What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.


'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'


How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.


Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

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