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Joke Topic - 'No Future'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'No Future'.

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Did you hear about the man who quit his Job as a historian?
He realized there was no future in it.


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Frogs

Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.
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Wife

I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.
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Elves

Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.
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Christmas

Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.
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Builders

Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?
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Ponies

Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.
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The Sea

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.
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Farmer

Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.
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Thought

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

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