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Joke Topic - 'No Future'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'No Future'.


Did you hear about the man who quit his Job as a historian?
He realized there was no future in it.

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Just how deep into the water can a frog go?


I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.


Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.


Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.


Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?


Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.

The Sea

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.


Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.


I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

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