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Joke Topic - 'No Future'


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Did you hear about the man who quit his Job as a historian?
He realized there was no future in it.


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Cows

How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.
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Photographers

Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
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Scottish

What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Dessert

What does a cat like to eat for dessert?
Mice pudding!
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Girlfriends

Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.
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Rabbits

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
A bunny ribbit.
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Absentmindedness

There are two things I dislike in a person -
Absentmindedness and... I can't remember the other one.
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Soap

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
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Cricket

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.

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