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Joke Topic - 'No Future'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'No Future'.


Did you hear about the man who quit his Job as a historian?
He realized there was no future in it.

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How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.


Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.


What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


What does a cat like to eat for dessert?
Mice pudding!


Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.


What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
A bunny ribbit.


There are two things I dislike in a person -
Absentmindedness and... I can't remember the other one.


How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.


What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.

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