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Joke Topic - 'No Difference'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'No Difference'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.


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Farmer

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.
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Graduates

Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
A: I'll have a hamburger please.
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Parrots

What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
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Ants

What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.
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Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
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Dad

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
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Shoes

If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
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Hotels

Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'

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