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Joke Topic - 'Nightclubs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Nightclubs'.

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What do you call the people who are made of rubber and stand at the entrance to a nightclub?
Bouncers.


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What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
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Bill: What kind of idiot do you think I am?
John: I don't know. How many kinds are there?

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