Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Aliens
What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
Spaceships
What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.
Baseball
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!
Cats
What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.
Gorillas
'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'
Married
Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.
Politicians
There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who don�t need a subject.
Ants
Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!
Houses
People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.