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Joke Topic - 'Nicer'


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I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.


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Aliens

What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
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Spaceships

What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.
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Baseball

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!
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Cats

What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.
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Gorillas

'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'
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Married

Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.
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Politicians

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who don�t need a subject.
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Ants

Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!
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Houses

People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.

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