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Joke Topic - 'Nicer'


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I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.


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Cars

What do you call a country where all of the cars are pink?
A pink carnation.
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On Time

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Huron.
Huron who?
Huron time for a change.
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Girlfriends

My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...
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Squash

What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!
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Employee

Boss: Has your supervisor told you what to do?
New employee: Yes, sir, he told me to wake him up if I saw you coming.
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Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
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Scotsman

How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.
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Pencil

Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.
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Bookkeepers

Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figure

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