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Joke Topic - 'Nicer'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Nicer'.

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I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.


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Santa Claus

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.
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Football

What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.
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Sewers

Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.
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A Pencil

What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.
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Cafeteria

Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?
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Alligator

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thea.
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator.
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Magician

He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.
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Vampires

What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.
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Waiter

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'

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