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Joke Topic - 'Nice'

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What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.

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What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.


Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.


I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.


What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!


What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.

Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.


What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.


You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.

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