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Joke Topic - 'Nice'


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Lawyers

What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
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French

Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
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Disco

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
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Squash

What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!
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Elephants

What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.
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Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
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Camelot

What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.
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Deodorant

You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.

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