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Joke Topic - 'Newspapers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Newspapers'.


Printed in a newspaper - The marriage of Miss Anna Bloch and Mr William Dashwood, which was announced in this paper a few weeks ago, was a mistake and we wish to correct it.

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You'll find it's footprints in the butter.


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Because it was a bald eagle.


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Because he is still alive.


I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!


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Och! It's no that dark.


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They eat whatever bugs them.


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"Duties will vary."
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.

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