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Joke Topic - 'Newspapers'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Newspapers'.
Printed in a newspaper - The marriage of Miss Anna Bloch and Mr William Dashwood, which was announced in this paper a few weeks ago, was a mistake and we wish to correct it.
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Executives
How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
Vacations
Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.
To unwind.
Coke
I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up
Bananas
What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ball-point banana.
A ball-point banana.
Everything
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Biscuits
Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
A Man
What do you call a man who has a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Roberto.
Mouse
Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???
Ghosts
Did you hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.
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