Printed in a newspaper - The marriage of Miss Anna Bloch and Mr William Dashwood, which was announced in this paper a few weeks ago, was a mistake and we wish to correct it.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Executives
How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
Vacations
Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.
Coke
I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up
Bananas
What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ball-point banana.
Everything
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Biscuits
Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
A Man
What do you call a man who has a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Mouse
Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???
Ghosts
Did you hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.