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Joke Topic - 'Newspapers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Newspapers'.


Printed in a newspaper - The marriage of Miss Anna Bloch and Mr William Dashwood, which was announced in this paper a few weeks ago, was a mistake and we wish to correct it.

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