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Joke Topic - 'Newspapers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Newspapers'.

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Printed in a newspaper - The marriage of Miss Anna Bloch and Mr William Dashwood, which was announced in this paper a few weeks ago, was a mistake and we wish to correct it.


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Intelligent

Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.
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Christmas

What will Father Christmas suffer from if he ever gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia.
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Reincarnation

Did you hear about the lawyer that believed in reincarnation? He left everything to himself in his will.
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Water

Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.
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A Hunch

Bill: I have a hunch.
David: Really? I thought you were just round-shouldered.
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Zoo

What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
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Girlfriends

Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
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Lawyers

What do you call an honest lawyer?
An impossibility.

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