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Joke Topic - 'Newspapers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Newspapers'.

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Printed in a newspaper - The marriage of Miss Anna Bloch and Mr William Dashwood, which was announced in this paper a few weeks ago, was a mistake and we wish to correct it.


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Executives

How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
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Vacations

Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.
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Coke

I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up
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Bananas

What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ball-point banana.
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Everything

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
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Biscuits

Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
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A Man

What do you call a man who has a rubber toe?
Roberto.
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Mouse

Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.

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