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Joke Topic - 'Newspapers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Newspapers'.

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Printed in a newspaper - The marriage of Miss Anna Bloch and Mr William Dashwood, which was announced in this paper a few weeks ago, was a mistake and we wish to correct it.


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Elephants

How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.
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Bird

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.
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USA

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.
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Dieting

I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
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Frogs

Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
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Elephants

What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.
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Office

"Duties will vary."
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.

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