Printed in a newspaper - The marriage of Miss Anna Bloch and Mr William Dashwood, which was announced in this paper a few weeks ago, was a mistake and we wish to correct it.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Intelligent
Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.
Christmas
What will Father Christmas suffer from if he ever gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia.
Reincarnation
Did you hear about the lawyer that believed in reincarnation? He left everything to himself in his will.
Water
Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
Cows
What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.
A Hunch
Bill: I have a hunch.
David: Really? I thought you were just round-shouldered.
Zoo
What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
Girlfriends
Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
Lawyers
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An impossibility.