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Joke Topic - 'Newspapers'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Newspapers'.
Printed in a newspaper - The marriage of Miss Anna Bloch and Mr William Dashwood, which was announced in this paper a few weeks ago, was a mistake and we wish to correct it.
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Elephants
How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.
Bird
Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.
Because it was a bald eagle.
USA
Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.
Because he is still alive.
Dieting
I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
Scotsmen
How many Scotsmen does it take to change
a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.
Och! It's no that dark.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
Pull yourself together!
Frogs
Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
They eat whatever bugs them.
Elephants
What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.
A mumbo-jumbo.
Office
"Duties will vary."
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.
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