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Joke Topic - 'Newspaper'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Newspaper'.


Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.

What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.

Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.

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How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.


What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.


Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.


Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."


Gas rig men grilled by villagers


Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.

Humpty Dumpty

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.


'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'

Fortune Tellers

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!

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