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Joke Topic - 'Newspaper'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Newspaper'.

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Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.
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What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!
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When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
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Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.


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Missing

How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
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Cannibals

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.
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Retire

Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.
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Dentists

Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."
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Villagers

Gas rig men grilled by villagers
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Cats

Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.
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Humpty Dumpty

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
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Waiters

'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'
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Fortune Tellers

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!

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