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Joke Topic - 'Newspaper'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Newspaper'.

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Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.
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What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!
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When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
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Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Screaming

Dentist: Why are you screaming? I haven't started drilling yet.
Patient: I know, but you're standing on my foot.
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Farmer

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.
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Drinkers

Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.
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Lawyers

Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.
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Hired

It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.
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Snowmen

How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
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Steak

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.

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