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Joke Topic - 'Newspaper'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Newspaper'.

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Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.
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What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!
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When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
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Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.


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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Peanuts

What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
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Leave

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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Bankers

What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.
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Elephants

What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
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School

Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
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Elephants

An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
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Perforation

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Perforation is a rip-off

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