Joke Topic - 'Newspaper'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Newspaper'.

Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.

What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.

Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Mouse

How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.

What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.

What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.

Did you hear about the man who opened a flea circus?
He started it from scratch.

Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.

What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.

My dad went to the doctor. He said, 'I think I'm an elastic band.'
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'

Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?

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