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Joke Topic - 'News'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'News'.

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The doctor comes in and tells his patient he has some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you don't have cancer, the bad news is that you have short-term memory loss.
Then the patient says, "But do I have Cancer?"


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Light Bulbs

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.
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Singing

Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.
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Managers

The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.
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Cows

Patient: This morning I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.
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Santa Claus

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
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Ghosts

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!
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Hippopotamus

What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.
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Beer

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?

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