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Joke Topic - 'News'


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The doctor comes in and tells his patient he has some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you don't have cancer, the bad news is that you have short-term memory loss.
Then the patient says, "But do I have Cancer?"


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Cats

And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T
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Marriage

Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
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Fish

What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.
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Lawyers

Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.
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Shoes

What kind of shoes are made from banana skins?
Slippers.
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Offices

Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
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Ghosts

What do short-sighted ghost wear?
Spooktacles.

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