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Joke Topic - 'News'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'News'.
The doctor comes in and tells his patient he has some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you don't have cancer, the bad news is that you have short-term memory loss.
Then the patient says, "But do I have Cancer?"
Then the patient says, "But do I have Cancer?"
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Fishing
"I went fly-fishing yesterday."
"Did you catch anything?"
"Yes, a bluebottle."
"Did you catch anything?"
"Yes, a bluebottle."
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?
Have you taken anything for it?
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
French
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Because they don't like fast food.
Mother Superior
And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.
Attila the Nun.
Christmas Eve
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.
Well, that wraps it up for another year.
Infectious Disease
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease.
Beer
Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!
Trains
What do you call a train that is carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.
A chew chew train.
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