The doctor comes in and tells his patient he has some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you don't have cancer, the bad news is that you have short-term memory loss.
Then the patient says, "But do I have Cancer?"
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dracula
What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.
Christmas
In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.
Multitasking
Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
Political
Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!
Brains
Lack Of Brains Hinders Research
Witches
Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.
Railway
Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel
Fat
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.
Waiters
Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it
would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"