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Joke Topic - 'News'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'News'.


The doctor comes in and tells his patient he has some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you don't have cancer, the bad news is that you have short-term memory loss.
Then the patient says, "But do I have Cancer?"

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
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Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.


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I've got a bad stomach.
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A: Because it said concentrate.


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Stop bugging me.

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