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Joke Topic - 'News'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'News'.

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The doctor comes in and tells his patient he has some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you don't have cancer, the bad news is that you have short-term memory loss.
Then the patient says, "But do I have Cancer?"


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Dracula

What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.
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Christmas

In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.
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Multitasking

Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
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Political

Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!
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Brains

Lack Of Brains Hinders Research
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Witches

Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.
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Railway

Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel
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Fat

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.
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Waiters

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"

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