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Joke Topic - 'News'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'News'.

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The doctor comes in and tells his patient he has some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you don't have cancer, the bad news is that you have short-term memory loss.
Then the patient says, "But do I have Cancer?"


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Fishing

"I went fly-fishing yesterday."
"Did you catch anything?"
"Yes, a bluebottle."
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
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French

Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
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Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.
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Christmas Eve

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.
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Infectious Disease

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease.
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Beer

Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!
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Trains

What do you call a train that is carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.

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