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Joke Topic - 'News'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'News'.

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The doctor comes in and tells his patient he has some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you don't have cancer, the bad news is that you have short-term memory loss.
Then the patient says, "But do I have Cancer?"


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Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
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Failure

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
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Teachers

Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.
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Cabbage

What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.
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Boss

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.
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Throw

If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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Crab

Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.
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Mouse

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
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Cats

Cats flattened while you watch.

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