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Joke Topic - 'News'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'News'.

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The doctor comes in and tells his patient he has some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you don't have cancer, the bad news is that you have short-term memory loss.
Then the patient says, "But do I have Cancer?"


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Frogs

What do frogs like to drink when they are cold?
Hot croako.
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Politicians

Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.
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Genie

Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
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Cream Cakes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guthrie.
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.
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A Bad Stomach

I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.
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Paint

What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.
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Insects

What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.

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