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Joke Topic - 'New York'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'New York'.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.


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Perfume

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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A Big Mouth

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.
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Play

George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.
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Kitchen

What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France????
Linoleum blown-apart.
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Dog

Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
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School

Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.
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Lawyers

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
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Teachers

Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
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Idiots

Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.

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