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Joke Topic - 'New York'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'New York'.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.


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Society

When society turns to graffiti, the writing is on the wall
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
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Dogs

Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.
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Fireman

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Ducks

Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.
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Banana

Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
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Nurses

What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.
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Artist

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.

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