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Joke Topic - 'New York'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'New York'.


How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.

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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

A Big Mouth

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.


George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.


What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France????
Linoleum blown-apart.


Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.


Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.


What did the lawyer name his daughter?


Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!


Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.

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