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Joke Topic - 'Never Listen'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Never Listen'.

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My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.


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Bride

The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.
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Insomniac

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Girlfriends

What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.
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Rush Hour

A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.
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Cats

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
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Cowboys

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
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Apathy

Apathy rules - so what?
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Everyone

What is everyone doing at the same time?
Growing older.

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