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Joke Topic - 'Never Listen'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Never Listen'.


My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.

Your Opinion

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.


Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?


Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
A: An Interpreter.


My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.


Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.


What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.


Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.

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