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Joke Topic - 'Never Listen'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Never Listen'.

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My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.


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Drunk

I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?
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Bananas

Did you here about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.
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Politicians

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
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Computer Programmers

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
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Salad

What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.
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Football

Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
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Fleas

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.

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