Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - N / Joke Topic - Never Listen - 1

Joke Topic - 'Never Listen'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Never Listen'.


My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.


What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.


What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.

Rush Hour

A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.


Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.


Apathy rules - so what?


What is everyone doing at the same time?
Growing older.

This is page 1 of 1