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Joke Topic - 'Never Listen'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Never Listen'.


My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.

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I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.


Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?


Did you here about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.


Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.

Computer Programmers

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.


What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.


Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.


Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.


What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.

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