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Joke Topic - 'Never Listen'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Never Listen'.

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My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.


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Dog

Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
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Vampires

Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
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Dogs

What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.
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Eagles

Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.
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Light Bulbs

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
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Vampires

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
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Father

What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!
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Dog

"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
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Drunks

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!

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