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Joke Topic - 'Neurotic'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Neurotic'.


Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.

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Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.


Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!


I wouldn't say our wicket-keeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.


Diner: Waiter, your thumb is on my steak. Remove it right now!
Waiter: What, and drop it again?

Deja Vu

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?


The trouble with the legal profession is that 98 per cent of its members give it a bad name.


Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.


How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.


What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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