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Joke Topic - 'Neurotic'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Neurotic'.

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Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.


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Look

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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Drunks

"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
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Cannibals

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.
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Shopping

Why does a woman say she's been shopping even when she hasn't bought a thing?
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Pizza

What is tall, Italian and has a topping of pepperoni?
The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Doggie Bags

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
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Currents

He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
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Genie

Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
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Piano

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a piano.
Doctor: Wait while I make some notes.

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