Joke Topic - 'Neurotic'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Neurotic'.

Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.

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The worst day fishing is better than the best day working

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I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

There's no future in time travel

Fred: I'm sorry to hear that your rubber ball factory went bankrupt?
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.

Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.

Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!

Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.

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