Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Coward
What is chunky, white, and cowardly?
Chicken salad.
Skeleton
Did you hear about the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
It ran off with some bones and left him without a leg to stand on.
Woodpeckers
My uncle said, 'I've got this woodpecker with no beak. What shall I call him?'
I said, 'A headbanger.
Fool
There is at least one fool in every married couple.
Girlfriends
Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!
Lawyers
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
Office
"Duties will vary."
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.
Lawyers
Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
Marble
My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.