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Joke Topic - 'Neurotic'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Neurotic'.

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Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.


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Fishing

The worst day fishing is better than the best day working
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Ambulances

Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
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Born On A Farm

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
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Time Travel

There's no future in time travel
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Bankrupt

Fred: I'm sorry to hear that your rubber ball factory went bankrupt?
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.
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Beer

Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.
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Rabbits

Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
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Cops

Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"
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Snakes

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.

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