Joke Topic - 'Neurotic'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Neurotic'.

Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.

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Hello

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.

What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.

Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.

I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.

What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.

Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.

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