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Joke Topic - 'Neurotic'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Neurotic'.

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Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.


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Christmas

What is the most read thing at Christmas?
Rudolph's nose.
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Christmas

In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.
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Boxers

How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
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Pigs

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.
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Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.
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Chicken

Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
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Sausages

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.

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