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Joke Topic - 'Neurotic'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Neurotic'.


Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.

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What is the most read thing at Christmas?
Rudolph's nose.


In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.


How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.


What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.

Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!


Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.


What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.


Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.


What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.

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