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Joke Topic - 'Neurotic'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Neurotic'.
Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.
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Christmas
What is the most read thing at Christmas?
Rudolph's nose.
Rudolph's nose.
Christmas
In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.
Yule Britannia.
Boxers
How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
Pigs
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.
A piiig.
Father Christmas
Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
Blondes
Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
Snakes
What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.
A civil serpent.
Chicken
Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
Sausages
What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.
The missing link.
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