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Joke Topic - 'Neurotic'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Neurotic'.

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Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.


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Coward

What is chunky, white, and cowardly?
Chicken salad.
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Skeleton

Did you hear about the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
It ran off with some bones and left him without a leg to stand on.
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Woodpeckers

My uncle said, 'I've got this woodpecker with no beak. What shall I call him?'
I said, 'A headbanger.
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Fool

There is at least one fool in every married couple.
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Girlfriends

Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!
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Lawyers

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
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Office

"Duties will vary."
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.
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Lawyers

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
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Marble

My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.

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