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Joke Topic - 'Nervous'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Nervous'.

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Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.


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Money

Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.
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Restaurant

What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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A Head

What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
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Athletes

If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
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Aliens

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.
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Political

Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!
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Skunks

How many skunks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A phew.
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Kidnapping

Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.
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Fish

Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.

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