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Joke Topic - 'Nervous'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Nervous'.

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Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.


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Computers

Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
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Christmas

What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.
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Moles

What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?
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Sherlock Holmes

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
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Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Frankenstein

How did Frankenstein eat his food?
He bolted it down.
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A Yes Man

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.
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Paris

What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.
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Open

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.

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