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Joke Topic - 'Neighbors' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Neighbors'.
Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
1>No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
What did the cannibals say to their next-door neighbors?
We'd love to have you over for dinner!'
2>We'd love to have you over for dinner!'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Singing
What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
2>Keep singing until you find the right key.
Look
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
2>Jogging
Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!
2>Football
Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
2>They both want safe touchdowns.
Insomnia
What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
2>Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Mice
What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
2>A mouse on vacation.
Prison
What do you call a psychic dwarf who just escaped from prison?
A small, medium at large.
2>A small, medium at large.
Budgies
What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.
2>A budget.
Judges
The judge asked the dentist: 'Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?'
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