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Joke Topic - 'Neighbors'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Neighbors'.
Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Calendar
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
Frogs
Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
They eat whatever bugs them.
Wife
Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.
Teachers
Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
Politicians
Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.
Girlfriends
My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.
A cauliflower.
Bookkeepers
Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figure
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
Boss
Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.
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