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Joke Topic - 'Neighbors'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Neighbors'.

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Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
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What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"


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Future

There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
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Students

How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
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Ducks

What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.
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Cars

'You wouldn't think I'd bought this car second-hand, would you?'
'No, I thought you'd made it yourself.'
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Elephants

How can you tell if an elephant been in the refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.
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Teachers

School children march over new teachers
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Hello

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.
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Sick

Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?
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Nice

What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.

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