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Joke Topic - 'Neighbors'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Neighbors'.


Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.

What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"

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A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.


Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.


Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.


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A molar bear.

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