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Joke Topic - 'Neighbors' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Neighbors'.
Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
What did the cannibals say to their next-door neighbors?
We'd love to have you over for dinner!'
We'd love to have you over for dinner!'
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Baseball
Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Soup
Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
Wives
Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
Dogs
'Why is your dog growling at me like that?' asked Brian.
'0h,' said Billy, 'He's probably just angry because you're using his dish.'
'0h,' said Billy, 'He's probably just angry because you're using his dish.'
Cars
My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.,' br>I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'
Salesmen
Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.
He had too much time on his hands.
Opticians
Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.
He made quite a spectacle of himself.
Cats
Cats flattened while you watch.
Pizza
What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.
The big cheese.