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Joke Topic - 'Neighbors'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Neighbors'.

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Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
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What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"


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Managers

The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.
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Rain

Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!
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The Right Place

He's always in the right place, but at the wrong time.
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Teachers

Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.
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Blondes

Q: What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.
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Marriage

Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.
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Hotels

Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
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Dentists

What did the dentist see when he went to the North Pole?
A molar bear.

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