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Joke Topic - 'Neighbors'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Neighbors'.
Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"
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Laugh
You should laugh at your problems everyone else does.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
Cannibals
Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.
He wanted to grill his suspects.
Husbands
Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.
Answer
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?
Mouse
Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???
Undertakers
How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
Gravely.
Dracula
What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
Fangs-giving.
Cats
And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T
C, A, T
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