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Joke Topic - 'Neighbors'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Neighbors'.


Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.

What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"

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Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.


Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.


Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.


Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.


Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.


My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.


Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figure

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.


Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.

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