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Joke Topic - 'Neighbors'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Neighbors'.

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Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
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What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"


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Laugh

You should laugh at your problems everyone else does.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
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Cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.
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Husbands

Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.
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Answer

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?
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Mouse

Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???
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Undertakers

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
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Dracula

What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
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Cats

And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T

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