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Joke Topic - 'Neighbors'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Neighbors'.
Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"
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Future
There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
Students
How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
Ducks
What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.
Safe quackers.
Cars
'You wouldn't think I'd bought this car second-hand, would you?'
'No, I thought you'd made it yourself.'
'No, I thought you'd made it yourself.'
Elephants
How can you tell if an elephant been in the refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.
By the footprints in the butter.
Teachers
School children march over new teachers
Hello
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.
Sick
Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?
Nice
What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.
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