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Joke Topic - 'Neighborhood'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Neighborhood'.

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Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!


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Christmas

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.
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Grandchildren

Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.
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Parrot

What do you call a dry parrot?
Polyunsaturated.
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Dogs

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.
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Holidays

What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.
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Keep

What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.
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Cars

This is not an abandoned vehicle
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Cows

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.
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Beer

Did you hear about the man who fell into a vat of beer?
He came to a bitter end.

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