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Joke Topic - 'Neighborhood'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Neighborhood'.


Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.


I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.


What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.


Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.


Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...


What is everyone doing at the same time?
Growing older.


Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.


Do you know me?
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!


Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through

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