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Joke Topic - 'Neighborhood'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Neighborhood'.

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Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!


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Bees

What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!
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Football

Football is only a game - until your team loses.
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Apathetic

I used to be apathetic ... but now I don't care
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.
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Vegetables

What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?
Leeks.
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Blisters

Some people are like blisters
- they appear when the work is done
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Phone

Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
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Chickens

How can you tell if a chicken likes you?
It gives you a peck on the cheek.
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Food

A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry: we don't serve food here."

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