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Joke Topic - 'Neighborhood'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Neighborhood'.

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Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!


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Frogs

What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.
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Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.
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Christmas

What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
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Doctors

Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.
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Snakes

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
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Everyone

What is everyone doing at the same time?
Growing older.
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Clown

Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
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Know

Do you know me?
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!
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Patient

Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through

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