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Joke Topic - 'Neighborhood'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Neighborhood'.


Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!

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I wouldn't say our wicket-keeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.


How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.


To err is human, to moo bovine.

A Strawberry

This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'


Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.

Father Christmas

What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!


Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.

Christmas Day

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.


What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.

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