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Joke Topic - 'Neighborhood'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Neighborhood'.

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Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!


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Policeman

Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'
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Teenagers

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
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Birds

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.
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Blondes

Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
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Bookkeepers

Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figure
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Dogs

What should you say to a dog before he eats?
Bone appetite!
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Vacations

Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.
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Golf Caddy

John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.
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Money

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.

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