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Joke Topic - 'Neighborhood'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Neighborhood'.
Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cricket
I wouldn't say our wicket-keeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.
Blondes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.
She threw it off a cliff.
Human
To err is human, to moo bovine.
A Strawberry
This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'
Exorcists
Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.
No, what?
He was repossessed.
Father Christmas
What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!
Santa Pause!
Husband
Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.
Christmas Day
Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
Wisdom
What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
Pearls of wisdom.
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