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Joke Topic - 'Neighborhood'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Neighborhood'.


Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!

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Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'


Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.


What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.


Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?


Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figure


What should you say to a dog before he eats?
Bone appetite!


Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.

Golf Caddy

John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.


Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.

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