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Joke Topic - 'Neighborhood'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Neighborhood'.

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Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!


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Mother

Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.
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Shopping

I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.
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Open The Door

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine.
Justine who?
Justine time.
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Count Dracula

What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
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Dog

"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."
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Reindeer

Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.
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Horses

What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.

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