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Joke Topic - 'Neighborhood'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Neighborhood'.


Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!

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Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.


I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.

Open The Door

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine who?
Justine time.

Count Dracula

What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.


Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.


"Why is your dog growling at me like that?" asked Brian.
"0h," said Billy, "He's probably just angry because you're using his dish."


Which reindeer has bad manners?


What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.

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