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Joke Topic - 'Needles'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Needles'.

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Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
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Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.


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Jail

Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.
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Bed

Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.
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Burger King

Yo' mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!
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Hired

Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.
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Pilot

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
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Farmers

Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.
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Girlfriends

Last night my girlfriend said that I am a great wit.
Well, she's half right.
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Shellfish

Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.
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French

Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.

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