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Joke Topic - 'Needles'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Needles'.

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Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
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Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.


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Work

I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Cats

Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
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Girlfriends

My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima gonna break down this door if you don't open it!
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Stealing

Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.
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Marry

Don't marry for money...You can borrow it cheaper.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
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Half A Mind

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
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Dandruff

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.

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