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Joke Topic - 'Needles'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Needles'.


Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.

Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jerry who?
Jerry funny, you know perfectly well who it is!

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