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Joke Topic - 'Needles'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Needles'.

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Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
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Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.


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Students

How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
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Football

Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
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Song

I keep trying to write a song about drinking but I just can't get past the first few bars.
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Pistachios

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer pistachios.
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Marry

Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.
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Doughnuts

Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.
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People

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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Cats

What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
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Scottish

What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

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