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Joke Topic - 'Necks'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Necks'.

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Why do vampires never get fat?
They eat necks to nothing.


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Christmas

What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.
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Dogs

What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.
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Teachers

Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
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Policeman

What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.
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Police

Police move in book case
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Bars

The man who goes into a bar very optimistically usually leaves it very misty optically.
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Ghosts

How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!

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