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Joke Topic - 'Neatly'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Neatly'.


If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.

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Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.


What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.

A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.


What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.


Are you really leaving or are you only trying to brighten my day?


Famous last words: Don`t worry, I can handle it.

Captain Kirk

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!


How did Frankenstein eat his food?
He bolted it down.

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