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Joke Topic - 'Neatly'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Neatly'.

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If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.


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Detective

Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Holidays

What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.
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A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.
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Birds

What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.
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Leaving

Are you really leaving or are you only trying to brighten my day?
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Worry

Famous last words: Don`t worry, I can handle it.
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Captain Kirk

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!
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Frankenstein

How did Frankenstein eat his food?
He bolted it down.

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