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Joke Topic - 'Nature'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Nature'.


Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.

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Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.


Q: Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?
A: A man who told one to many blonde jokes.

Santa Claus

What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.


I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!


What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.


How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!


Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.


What kind of bees live in a graveyard?

Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.

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