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Joke Topic - 'Nature'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Nature'.

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Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
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Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.


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Blondes

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
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Dentists

When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.
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Teacher

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.
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Pigs

Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet.
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.
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Birthdays

Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!
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Witches

Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.
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Politicians

The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!
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Soup

Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.
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Drunks

I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.

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