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Joke Topic - 'Nature' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Nature'.
Do you still love nature despite what it did to you?
1>Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.
2>Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.
When I look at you, I wonder what Mother Nature had in mind.
1>Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Eggs
Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
1>Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
Engineers
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They simply let Marketing explain that 'Dead Bulb' is a benefit.
1>None. They simply let Marketing explain that 'Dead Bulb' is a benefit.
Ghosts
What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
1>Snacks that go crunch in the night.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?
1>Who said that?
Scottish
Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave?
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
1>Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
False Teeth
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.
1>Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.
Dogs
What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!
1>A hush-puppy!
Cows
What do you get if you cross a cow with a mule?
Milk with a kick to it.
1>Milk with a kick to it.
Skeletons
Why do skeletons hate the winter weather?
Because the cold goes right through them.
1>Because the cold goes right through them.