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Joke Topic - 'Nature'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Nature'.


Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.

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Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.


When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.


l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.


Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet.
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.


Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!


Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.


The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!


Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.


I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.

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