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Joke Topic - 'Nature' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Nature'.

Do you still love nature despite what it did to you?
Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.
When I look at you, I wonder what Mother Nature had in mind.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Soda

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.

Tourists

What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries its own trunk.

Pianos

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a piano.
Doctor: Wait while I make some notes.

Caution

CAUTION! I Drive The Same Way As You!

Teachers

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.

Mice

What has three tails, twelve legs, and can't see?
Three blind mice.

Astronauts

Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.

Bees

What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.

Drunks

The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.
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