Joke Topic - 'Nature'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Nature'.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Waiters

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?

I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.

Fred: I'm sorry to hear that your rubber ball factory went bankrupt?
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.

Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.

Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.

What is the best day to have bacon and eggs for breakfast?
Fry-day.

I like my job it's the work I hate.

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.

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