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Joke Topic - 'Nature' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Nature'.
Do you still love nature despite what it did to you?
Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.
When I look at you, I wonder what Mother Nature had in mind.
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Soda
Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.
He survived because it was a soft drink.
Tourists
What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries its own trunk.
Something that carries its own trunk.
Pianos
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a piano.
Doctor: Wait while I make some notes.
Doctor: Wait while I make some notes.
Caution
CAUTION! I Drive The Same Way As You!
Teachers
Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
Mice
What has three tails, twelve legs, and can't see?
Three blind mice.
Three blind mice.
Astronauts
Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.
Because they recently had a big launch.
Bees
What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
A babe-bee.
Drunks
The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.