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Joke Topic - 'Nature'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Nature'.

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Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
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Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.


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Waiters

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
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Race

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
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Drunk

I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.
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Bankrupt

Fred: I'm sorry to hear that your rubber ball factory went bankrupt?
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.
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Prison

Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.
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Strawberry

Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.
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Food

What is the best day to have bacon and eggs for breakfast?
Fry-day.
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Job

I like my job it's the work I hate.
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Dentists

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.

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