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Joke Topic - 'Nails'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Nails'.

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Hamish was building a garden shed and he ran out of nails so he went to the hardware store to buy some more.
"How long do you want them?" asked the storekeeper.
"Oh, I need to keep them," replied Hamish.


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Bananas

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
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A Hunch

Bill: I have a hunch.
David: Really? I thought you were just round-shouldered.
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Tires

If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.
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Sings

What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.
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Dracula

What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.
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Jewel

Knock, knock
Who's there ?
jewel
jewel who?
jewel see better if you open the door
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Judges

How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.
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Faithful

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
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Jewelry

What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.

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