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Joke Topic - 'Nails'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Nails'.

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Hamish was building a garden shed and he ran out of nails so he went to the hardware store to buy some more.
"How long do you want them?" asked the storekeeper.
"Oh, I need to keep them," replied Hamish.


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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Surrealists

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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Parents

What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.
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Deja Vu

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
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Dogs

A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."
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Chimps

What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.
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Checkers

Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.
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Toes

Patient: Doctor, why are you writing on my toes?
Doctor: I'm just adding a footnote.

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