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Joke Topic - 'Nails'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Nails'.

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Hamish was building a garden shed and he ran out of nails so he went to the hardware store to buy some more.
"How long do you want them?" asked the storekeeper.
"Oh, I need to keep them," replied Hamish.


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Bachelors

A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
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Chickens

How can you tell if a chicken likes you?
It gives you a peck on the cheek.
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A Bandstand

How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.
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Mother-in-law

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'
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Cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.
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Bed

Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.
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Eat

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.
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Work

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

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