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Joke Topic - 'Nail Polish'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Nail Polish'.

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How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"


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Soup

Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima gonna break down this door if you don't open it!
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Beer

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.
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A Horse

What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.
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Doctors

George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."
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Beer

Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.
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Scottish

What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Sleeping

Quiet Please - Driver sleeping
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'

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