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Joke Topic - 'Nagging'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Nagging'.

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George: I'll be on my own for the next two weeks.
Richard: Why is that?
George: Once a year my wife goes home to spend two weeks with her mother. It's sort of a refresher course in nagging.


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Water

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.
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Intelligent

Shock me, say something intelligent.
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Doctors

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before you retire.
Patient: You mean I don't need to take another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Dogs

My pet dog is a doberman pincher. All day he goes around pinching dobermans.
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Carols

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
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Football

Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.
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Ruthless

The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
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Mistake

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?

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