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Joke Topic - 'Nagging'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Nagging'.


George: I'll be on my own for the next two weeks.
Richard: Why is that?
George: Once a year my wife goes home to spend two weeks with her mother. It's sort of a refresher course in nagging.

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Anita who?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke who?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica who?
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