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Joke Topic - 'Nag'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Nag'.

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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.


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Relatives

Where there's a will there's a relative
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Dogs

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
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Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
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Psychics

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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Light Bulbs

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
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Bananas

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
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Bed

Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.
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Count Dracula

What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
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A Voice

What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!

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