Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Relatives
Where there's a will there's a relative
Dogs
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
.
Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
Psychics
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Light Bulbs
How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
Bananas
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
Bed
Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.
Count Dracula
What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
A Voice
What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.
Girlfriends
My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!