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Joke Topic - 'Nag'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Nag'.

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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.


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Steak

Diner: Waiter, your thumb is on my steak. Remove it right now!
Waiter: What, and drop it again?
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Dogs

What did the aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark!
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Emergency

"This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?"
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Cops

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.
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Taxidermist

Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.
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Repent

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Marion.
Marion, who?
Marion haste, repent at leisure.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.
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Passengers

Passengers hit by cancelled trains

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