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Joke Topic - 'Nag'


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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.


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Apartments

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.
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Doctors

DOCTOR" The pain in your right leg is caused by old age.
OLD MAN : But my left leg is the same age and that doesn't hurt.
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Relatives

Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.
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Flies

What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
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Pigs

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
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Cows

Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef
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Cargo

Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?

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