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Joke Topic - 'Nag'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Nag'.


How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.

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Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.


DOCTOR" The pain in your right leg is caused by old age.
OLD MAN : But my left leg is the same age and that doesn't hurt.


Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.


What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!


What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.


Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef


Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?

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