Joke Topic - 'Mutts' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Mutts'.

In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher's mutt.

What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.

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Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius, and the other is a blooming idiot.

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?

First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?

I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!

Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.

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