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Joke Topic - 'Mutiny'


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My uncle said, 'I saw this film about these cows who took over a ship, and they cast the captain adrift in an open boat.'
I said, 'That's amazing. What was the film called?'
My uncle said, 'Moo-tiny on the Bounty.


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Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.
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Rabbits

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Breakfast

What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
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Slept

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Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
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Dogs

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Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?

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