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Joke Topic - 'Mutiny'


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My uncle said, 'I saw this film about these cows who took over a ship, and they cast the captain adrift in an open boat.'
I said, 'That's amazing. What was the film called?'
My uncle said, 'Moo-tiny on the Bounty.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.
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Sick

Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?
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Drunks

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!
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Horses

The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'
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Indigestion

Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend has a complexion like a peach.
All yellow and fuzzy.
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Errors

Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
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James Bond

Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.
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The Future

The future isn't what it used to be.

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