My uncle said, 'I saw this film about these cows who took over a ship, and they cast the captain adrift in an open boat.'
I said, 'That's amazing. What was the film called?'
My uncle said, 'Moo-tiny on the Bounty.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Girlfriends
My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.
Stockings
Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.
Rabbits
Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.
Breakfast
What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
Christmas Presents
Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.
Slept
Jess: I haven't slept for days and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!
Monopolies
Why is there only one monopolies commission?
Dogs
Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!
Sound
Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?