My uncle said, 'I saw this film about these cows who took over a ship, and they cast the captain adrift in an open boat.'
I said, 'That's amazing. What was the film called?'
My uncle said, 'Moo-tiny on the Bounty.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Convicts
What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.
Friend
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to be your friend!
Police
Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Light Bulbs
One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
Quasimodo
Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.
Frogs
What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.
Beer
Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!
Dogs
What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.
One Of Those Things
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess one of those things.