My uncle said, 'I saw this film about these cows who took over a ship, and they cast the captain adrift in an open boat.'
I said, 'That's amazing. What was the film called?'
My uncle said, 'Moo-tiny on the Bounty.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Girlfriends
Last night I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, "Yes but would you stay there?"
Bee
What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.
Ghosts
What day of the week is a ghost's favorite?
Moanday!
Ducks
Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.
Scottish
Did you hear about the Scottish kamikaze pilot?
He crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.
Dress
Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
Dentists
What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
Teddy Bears
What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.