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Joke Topic - 'Music Shop'


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Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.


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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
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Young

When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.
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Christmas

What do male sheep sing at Christmas?
Ewele-tide Carols!
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Old

When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?
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Marry

Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.
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Breed

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle!
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A Pack Of Cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

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