Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Idiot
Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.
Dogs
For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful
watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.
Blondes
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
Chickens
What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.
School
My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.
Cows
Why can't you shock cows?
Because they've herd it all before.
Dracula
What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
Wedding Anniversary
Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.
Catch The Attention
How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.