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Joke Topic - 'Mushrooms'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Mushrooms'.

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Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.
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What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy!
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What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.


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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.
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Dogs

For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
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Chickens

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.
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School

My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.
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Cows

Why can't you shock cows?
Because they've herd it all before.
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Dracula

What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
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Wedding Anniversary

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.
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Catch The Attention

How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.

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