Joke Topic - 'Mushrooms' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10-dollar note
Well, go and buy something then; the change will do you good.

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you, sir, I would recommend a diet.

I is a university student

No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.

Old doughnut makers never die; they just get tired of the whole business.

What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.

Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital

Why did the orange have to stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.