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Joke Topic - 'Mushrooms'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Mushrooms'.


Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.

What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy!

What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.

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Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.


Apathy rules - so what?


Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.


Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!


What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.


Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.


What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.


Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.


What do you call the people who are made of rubber and stand at the entrance to a nightclub?

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