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Joke Topic - 'Mushrooms'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Mushrooms'.

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Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.
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What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy!
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What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.


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Police

Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.
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Apathy

Apathy rules - so what?
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Argue

Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.
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Wedding

Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
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Train

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.
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Ghosts

Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.
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Deer

What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
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Golf

Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
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Nightclubs

What do you call the people who are made of rubber and stand at the entrance to a nightclub?
Bouncers.

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