Joke Topic - 'Mushrooms' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Mushrooms'.

What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy!

What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.

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Joe: My pig has lost his voice.
Jake: Really? I bet he is upset.
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.

What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.

I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.

What did the little calf say to the silo?
'Is my fodder in there?

What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her or something like that.

Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say they needed a little team spirit.