Joke Topic - 'Mummies' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Mummies'.

What do mummies do at weekends?
They like to unwind.

What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.

Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!

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What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.

What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.

What dog breed gets on everyone's nerves?
A great pane.

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What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.

Is that your hair, or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?

How many film stars does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.

Hypochondriacs make me sick

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.