Joke Topic - 'Mumble'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mumble'.

When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.

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Cannibals

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.

New study of obesity looks for larger test group

Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.

A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.

Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.

Crime is merely politics without the excuses.

Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.

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