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Joke Topic - 'Mumble'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mumble'.

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When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.


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Christmas

What are gnomes the most afraid of at Christmas?
That Father Christmas will give them the sack.
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Ghosts

How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.
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Bugs

What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.
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Airline Food

You know you're having a bad day when - Airline food starts to taste good.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Doctors

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.
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Expiration

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Cats

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
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Marriage

Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.

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