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Joke Topic - 'Mumble'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mumble'.

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When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.


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Friends

What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!
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Favorite

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
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Elephants

What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.
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Insomnia

Wakeup to insomnia
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Cows

Why can't you shock cows?
Because they've herd it all before.
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Blondes

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
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Potato

What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.
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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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Boss

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.

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