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Joke Topic - 'Mumble'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mumble'.

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When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.


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Drunks

Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.
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Fat

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.
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Sheep

Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.
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Light Bulbs

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
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Monster

Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!
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Imaginary

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Mother Nature

When I look at you, I wonder what Mother Nature had in mind.
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Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Skeletons

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.

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