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Joke Topic - 'Mum'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Mum'.


This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'

What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!

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If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.


Did you hear about the woman who fell in love with a famous cricket player?
She was completely bowled over by him.


What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.


What do you call two ghosts who repeatedly press your doorbell?
Dead ringers.


The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.


Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?


Why does a woman say she's been shopping even when she hasn't bought a thing?


Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.


When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.

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