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Joke Topic - 'Mum'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Mum'.

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This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
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What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!


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Monkeys

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
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Eagles

Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.
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Vegetables

What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?
Leeks.
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Skeletons

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
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Snowman

How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.
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Witches

How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.
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Marry

Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, you must help me I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzle.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?
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Married

Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.

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