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Joke Topic - 'Mum'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Mum'.

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This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
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What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!


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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
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Zombies

What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when people think you are 40...and you really are.
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Buried At Sea

Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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Christmas Cracker

What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.
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Piano

Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!
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Firemen

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
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Parrots

What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?
Pollywood.
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Vanity

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.

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