Joke Topic - 'Mum'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Mum'.

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'

What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!

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Monkeys

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...

Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.

What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?
Leeks.

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.

How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.

How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.

Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.

Patient: Doctor, you must help me I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzle.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?

Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.

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