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Joke Topic - 'Mum'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Mum'.

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This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
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What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!


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Opinions

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
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Cricket

Did you hear about the woman who fell in love with a famous cricket player?
She was completely bowled over by him.
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Lawyers

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.
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Ghosts

What do you call two ghosts who repeatedly press your doorbell?
Dead ringers.
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Price

The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.
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Politicians

Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?
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Shopping

Why does a woman say she's been shopping even when she hasn't bought a thing?
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Pigs

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.
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Dentists

When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.

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