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Joke Topic - 'Mum'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Mum'.
This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!
Mum and Dad!
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