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Joke Topic - 'Mum'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Mum'.

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This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
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What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!


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Human

To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
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Chickens

Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.
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Birds

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.
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Eggs

How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
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Skeletons

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
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Golf

Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."
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Cats

And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T
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Chickens

How can you tell if a chicken likes you?
It gives you a peck on the cheek.
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Lunch

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?

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