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Joke Topic - 'Muggers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Muggers'.


How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.

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Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.


If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.


Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.

Count Dracula

Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.


Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk I'll fall sleep anywhere.


What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B


Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.


What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.

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