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Joke Topic - 'Muggers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Muggers'.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.


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Beer

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.
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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!
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Newspaper

Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.
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Elephants

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.
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Frogs

What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
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Smiling

Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
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Good Luck

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!
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Christmas

Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.
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Boyfriend

Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.

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