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Joke Topic - 'Muggers'


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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.


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Prehistoric

What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Married

Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!
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Executive

He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.
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Lose Weight

Each time I manage to lose weight somehow it is always able to find me again.
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Flies

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."
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Books

How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.
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Cannibals

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.
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Pool

Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.

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