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Joke Topic - 'Muggers'


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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.


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Cannibals

What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
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Skeletons

What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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Change A Light Bulb

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?
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Chicken

Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"
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Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
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Beauty

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Proverb

He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.

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