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Joke Topic - 'Muggers'


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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.


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Train

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.
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Football

Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
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Pigs

Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.
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Builders

Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?
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Reindeer

I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: I dont know, and neither does she.
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Debate

Debate about hanging suspended
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.
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Drink

Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.

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