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Joke Topic - 'Muggers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Muggers'.


How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.

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How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.


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The Daily Moos.


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They didn't have white ones in his size.


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A croak and dagger agent.


Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!


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Because they soot him.


Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.

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