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Joke Topic - 'Muggers'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Muggers'.
How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.
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Smiling
Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
Voting
If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
Perfume
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Hello
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.
Count Dracula
Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
He said it was in his blood.
Television
Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk I'll fall sleep anywhere.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk I'll fall sleep anywhere.
Fireman
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
Jose and Hose B
Waiters
Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.
Sheep
What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
Baaaa Humbug.
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