Joke Topic - 'Mugged' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Mugged'.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!

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William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
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I can hit the brakes and sue you if you can read this!