Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Sound
Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?
Squashed
Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.
A Truckload
I want to buy a truckload of goose feathers, but I can't afford the down payment.
Read
I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast
Dracula
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.
Cars
What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
Grandchildren
Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.
Zoo
What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
Squash
What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a
racquet!