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Joke Topic - 'Mp'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mp'.

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How many MP's does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.


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Sound

Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?
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Squashed

Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.
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A Truckload

I want to buy a truckload of goose feathers, but I can't afford the down payment.
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Read

I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast
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Dracula

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.
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Cars

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
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Grandchildren

Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.
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Zoo

What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
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Squash

What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!

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