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Joke Topic - 'Movies'
Here are 7 jokes on the topic - 'Movies'.
A woman seated at the movies was surprised to find a man sitting in the two adjacent seats with his arm around a sheepdog. Throughout the movie, she notices the dog watching the picture with apparent understanding, snarling when the villain appears, and yelping happily at the funny parts. At the movie's end, she tapped the man on the shoulder. 'I just can't get over how much your dog enjoyed the movie,' she said. 'It surprises me too,' the man answered, 'He despised the book.'
Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star, though; he just does bit parts.
He's not a star, though; he just does bit parts.
Did you hear about the new movie where a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the Yeast.
It's called Beauty and the Yeast.
Have you heard about the blonde couple discovered frozen to death in their automobile at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see 'Closed for the Winter'.
They went to see 'Closed for the Winter'.
How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favorite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
He presses the paws button.
My uncle said, 'I saw this film about these cows who took over a ship, and they cast the captain adrift in an open boat.'
I said, 'That's amazing. What was the film called?'
My uncle said, 'Moo-tiny on the Bounty.
I said, 'That's amazing. What was the film called?'
My uncle said, 'Moo-tiny on the Bounty.
Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.
To the MOO-vies.