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Joke Topic - 'Mouth'


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Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear


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Blondes

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
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Restaurant

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Mouse

How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.
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Open The Door

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!
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Politicians

Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.
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Caught

Did you hear about the man on the flying trapeze?
He caught his wife in the act.
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Blondes

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
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Cars

You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?
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Samson

Why was Samson so popular?
He brought the house down.

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