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Joke Topic - 'Mouth'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mouth'.

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Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear


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Worry

Famous last words: Don`t worry, I can handle it.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?
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Sleeping

Quiet Please - Driver sleeping
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.
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Camels

What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.
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Teachers

Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
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Dad

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
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Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
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Engineers

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.

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