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Joke Topic - 'Mouth'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mouth'.

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Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear


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Blondes

Q: What does a blonde make for dinner?
A: Reservations.
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Chaos

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Deafness

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Open

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.
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Chosen

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Minnie.
Minnie who?
Minnie are called but few are chosen.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.
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Eggs

Why don't eggs like telling jokes?
They would crack each other up.
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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."

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