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Joke Topic - 'Mousse'


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What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.


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Piano

Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
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Brain

Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear
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Vampires

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
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Hot Weather

Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!
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Girlfriends

What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.
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Politicians

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who don�t need a subject.
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Lawyers

Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.
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Cats

What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.
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Vampires

What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.

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