Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Piano
Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
Brain
Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear
Vampires
What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
Hot Weather
Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!
Girlfriends
What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.
Politicians
There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who don�t need a subject.
Lawyers
Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.
Cats
What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.
Vampires
What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.