Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Marry
Henry: Darling. will you marry me?
Jane: No. but I will always admire your good taste.
Amnesia
Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!
Beer
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.
Vampires
Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
Stupid
How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?
Eyes
What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.
Kleptomaniac
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Builders
Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?
Wedding Anniversary
Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.