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Joke Topic - 'Mousetraps'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mousetraps'.

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And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T


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Marry

Henry: Darling. will you marry me?
Jane: No. but I will always admire your good taste.
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Amnesia

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!
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Beer

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.
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Vampires

Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
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Stupid

How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?
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Eyes

What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.
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Kleptomaniac

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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Builders

Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?
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Wedding Anniversary

Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.

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