Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Happy Meal
He's a few fries short of a happy meal.
The Moon
What is large, bright and stupid?
A fool moon.
Blondes
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Blondes
What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
How Are You
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.
Chicken
What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.
Civil Servants
How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
Sheep
What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.