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Joke Topic - 'Mountains'


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What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.


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Happy Meal

He's a few fries short of a happy meal.
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The Moon

What is large, bright and stupid?
A fool moon.
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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
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Blondes

What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
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How Are You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.
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Chicken

What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.
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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
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Sheep

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.

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