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Joke Topic - 'Mountains'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mountains'.


What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.

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Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.


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Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.


How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.


What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."

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