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Joke Topic - 'Mountains'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mountains'.
What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.
The Grumpians.
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Happy Meal
He's a few fries short of a happy meal.
The Moon
What is large, bright and stupid?
A fool moon.
A fool moon.
Blondes
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Blondes
What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
How Are You
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.
Chicken
What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.
A poultrygeist.
Civil Servants
How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
Sheep
What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
Baaaa Humbug.
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