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Joke Topic - 'Mountains' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Mountains'.
His ski lift doesn't go to the top of the mountain.
What is the name of an unhappy mountain range in Scotland?
The Grumpians.
The Grumpians.
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Polar Bears
Did you hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.
He couldn't get the wrapper off.
Dogs
What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.
A kennel club.
Elephants
What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
Great big holes in your garden.
Dogs
Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
He won a collarship.
Pigs
Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.
Because he was an old boar.
Frogs
What do you get if you cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
Kermit the Fog.
Fleas
Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
Stupid
He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
Trees
What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
They pine a lot.