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Joke Topic - 'Mountains'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mountains'.

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What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.


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Lawyers

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
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Cannibals

Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.
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Astronauts

Where did the astronaut get his degree?
At the mooniversity!
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Kitten

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.
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Christmas Cracker

What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.
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Weekdays

Why are both Saturday and Sunday strong days?
Because the others are weekdays.
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Supports

He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.
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Divorce

We decided to get married on Friday the 13th. if things don't work out at least we'll have something to blame the divorce on.
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Wife

Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.

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