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Joke Topic - 'Mountains'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mountains'.

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What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.


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Chickens

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.
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Patience

Give me patience and I want it now!
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Walt Disney

Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.
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Shopping

I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.
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Dead

Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'
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Dracula

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
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Dracula

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
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Cannibals

What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."

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