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Joke Topic - 'Mountains'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mountains'.

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What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.


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Victorian

What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.
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Job

I like my job it's the work I hate.
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Zebras

What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.
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Dracula

What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
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Dogs

What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
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Economists

Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?
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Wife

Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.

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