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Joke Topic - 'Mountains' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Mountains'.

His ski lift doesn't go to the top of the mountain.
What is the name of an unhappy mountain range in Scotland?
The Grumpians.

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Polar Bears

Did you hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.

Dogs

What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.

Elephants

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.

Dogs

Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.

Pigs

Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.

Frogs

What do you get if you cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.

Fleas

Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.

Stupid

He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.

Trees

What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
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