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Joke Topic - 'Mountains'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mountains'.


What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.

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Happy Meal

He's a few fries short of a happy meal.

The Moon

What is large, bright and stupid?
A fool moon.


Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.


What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.

How Are You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?


Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.


What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.

Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.


What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.

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