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Joke Topic - 'Motorist'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Motorist'.

Related Topics: Cars (31) Car Drivers (2) Motorists (6)
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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,..."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
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Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?


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Teachers

Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: I dont know, and neither does she.
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Light Bulbs

What did one light bulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight.
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Mother

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
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Faithful

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
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Chief

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.
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The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
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Fish

What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
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Blondes

What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.

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