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Joke Topic - 'Mothers' - Page 2 - With 2 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Mothers'.
What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?
Where in earth have you been?
What do you call a story your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
A cereal!
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Pizza
What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.
The big cheese.
Lawyers
What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
They make used car salesmen look good.
Ghosts
When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
On April Ghoul's Day.
Dogs
Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name 'Lucky'
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name 'Lucky'
Law
Irish stew in the name of the law.
Chefs
Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
Water
Save water - dilute it
Zombies
Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!
Because he was dead-icated!
Bars
I'm watching my drinking, so now I only visit bars that have mirrors on the walls.