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Joke Topic - 'Mother-in-law' - 12 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 12 jokes on the topic - 'Mother-in-law'.

'Guess what? My mother-in-law has mysteriously vanished, completely disappeared from home. Just like that.'
'Have you given her description to the police?'
'No, they'd never believe me.'

'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.'
'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.'
'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried your mother-in-law last week.'
'Had to... she was dead.'

A genie granted three wishes to a guy who detested his mother-in-law.
Genie: 'Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law gets DOUBLE.'
First wish: 'I would like one billion dollars.'
Genie: 'OK, but mom gets two billion.'
Second wish: 'I would like an island off the coast of Greece.'
Genie: 'OK, but mom gets two islands.'
Third wish: ' I would like you to beat me half to death.'

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married and, at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?

Every Christmas, I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then, my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.

I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.

I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.

My mother-in-law told me that she has a good complexion because she puts lemon juice on her face every morning.
But, perhaps that is why her face always looks so sour.

The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.

You know, I don't know what I'd do without my mother-in-law - but it's nice dreaming about it.
I mean, she's not ugly - it's just that when she makes up, the lipstick crawls back down the tube.
She's found a new cheap way of making yogurt and sour cream - she simply buys a bottle of milk and stares at it for a few minutes.